Lovely SoSensational ladies AKA GLOWS, we have an important question to ask you: are you a twister or a hooker?
We are talking bras, here and how you fasten them… do you fasten your bra upside down and wrong-side out at the front, then twist it round? Or do you go in right-way round straps on shoulders then reach behind to do up the hooks?
We ask because Jan believes that the world of women divides into twisters and hookers (obvs, not that kind of hooker – just someone who can hook up her bra behind her back by touch!). The subject of whether we were “twisters” or “hookers” arose for Jan after she broke her arm a few years ago and was forced to become a twister, having been a hooker (again, obvs, not that kind of hooker) since she began wearing a bra at age 14 or so. In mentioning to friends her difficulty in fastening her bra in what she considered “the normal way”, it emerged that most women aged 50-plus or 60-plus were either confirmed twisters or confirmed hookers – and never deviated from that path when fastening their own bra. As for what they did in the way of fastening (or unfastening) in the privacy of their boudoir, Jan was far too delicate to enquire!
Jan also developed the theory that we all tended to follow in the bra fastening footsteps of our mother; so if our mum was a twister, we were more likely to be twisters, and if our mum did her bra up behind her back, we were likely to do the same.
So ladies, as you contemplate purchasing some gorgeous new bras give some thought to whether you are a twister or a hooker, and spare a thought for your mum whose choice of lingerie was a lot less extensive than ours is today and who set you on your current bra fastening path.
How do you fasten your bra? Are you a twister or a hooker? Just comment below…
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